Scarred: The Harry Potter Parody

In Scarred from the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry's got a mystery on his hands: why has Sirius Black, the most notorious prisoner in the magical world, broken out of top-security Azkaban? Surely it's not just to get Harry's autograph. Meanwhile, Hogwarts is colder than a penguin's nose, thanks to those depressing Dementors patrolling around, and magic has gone viral with the launch of Wiztagram. Suddenly, everyone's dressing up as Sirius Black for the latest scare-your-friends challenge.

Ron's got his hands full with a boggart that, for some reason, looks exactly like Harry. Hermione's somehow squeezing two classes into one period and trying not to crumble from the workload. And, as if things couldn't get any weirder, a fluffy Bichon Frisé puppy keeps trailing Harry around like he's the star of some bizarre dog-walking reality show.

Meanwhile, Lavender's psychic skills have turned her into the latest Wiztagram influencer sensation, the Dursleys plummet out of the sky during a Quidditch match, and the Divination teacher is selling personalized teacups on the side.

In Scarred from the Chamber of Secrets, continue the wildly humorous journey with Harry Potter’s second year at Hogwarts.

Harry takes it upon himself to uncover the truth behind the Chamber of Secrets even though no one’s discovered it in the past 1,000 years, despite the entire school turning against him and blaming him for the supposed monster’s awful attacks. As the pile of petrified people grows, out-of-control gibbons wreak havoc, and an increasing number of people become super obsessed with Harry, including a house-elf who walks around wearing a pillowcase with his face on it, Harry must navigate through bone-altering situations and a new professor whose silver hair and smile are a little too perfect.

Join Harry and his hilariously dysfunctional friends in these 19 chapters as they tackle magic, mayhem, and misadventures in Scarred from the Chamber of Secrets. Only die-hard fans will recognize the deep-cut references and foreshadowing. Get ready for a magical journey filled with more humor, more heart, and a whole lot of fun!