Scarred: The Harry Potter Parody

Voldemort is back, and Harry's pretty sure he's going to show up on his doorstep any second. As if that's not stressful enough, his summer wraps up with a frosty Dementor attack and a courtroom drama. At least there's the Order of the Phoenix, which, contrary to what it sounds like, is not just a bird-watching club.

To make life even more fun, the Ministry sends a woman to Hogwarts who's got the sweetness of a sugar overdose and a smile that could rival a clown convention. She's there to turn the school upside down, all in the name of making sure students don't march on the Ministry with pitchforks. Under Hermione's relentless badgering, Harry starts a podcast to teach his fellow students how to defend themselves against dark wizards.

Meanwhile, Harry keeps having visions of Voldemort and his search for some mysterious weapon hidden in the Ministry of Magic. Even Dumbledore won't look him in the eye, probably because he's decided Harry's face isn't winning any beauty contests.

In Scarred from the Sorcerer’s Stone, journey back to Hogwarts (we all want to) for a wildly humorous retelling of Harry Potter’s first year.

Harry must still uncover the mystery of the Sorcerer’s Stone and thwart those who seek it, but this time, he’s armed with the most unusual allies. Ron Weasley can’t decide if his freckles are actually chicken pox, making every day a hypochondriac’s nightmare. Hermione Granger’s know-it-all attitude has reached new heights, convinced that everyone around her is a complete idiot. Meanwhile, Dumbledore, with his memory slipping and forgetting his medication, offers wisdom that’s as bewildering as it is amusing.

Laugh along with minor characters brought to the forefront like Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil as they plot against Padma Patil for the ultimate betrayal: being sorted into a different House. Rediscover Hogwarts like never before, where the familiar meets the fantastically funny, and every page is guaranteed to bring a smile to your face.

In Scarred from the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry's got a mystery on his hands: why has Sirius Black, the most notorious prisoner in the magical world, broken out of top-security Azkaban? Surely it's not just to get Harry's autograph. Meanwhile, Hogwarts is colder than a penguin's nose, thanks to those depressing Dementors patrolling around, and magic has gone viral with the launch of Wiztagram. Suddenly, everyone's dressing up as Sirius Black for the latest scare-your-friends challenge.

Ron's got his hands full with a boggart that, for some reason, looks exactly like Harry. Hermione's somehow squeezing two classes into one period and trying not to crumble from the workload. And, as if things couldn't get any weirder, a fluffy Bichon Frisé puppy keeps trailing Harry around like he's the star of some bizarre dog-walking reality show.

Meanwhile, Lavender's psychic skills have turned her into the latest Wiztagram influencer sensation, the Dursleys plummet out of the sky during a Quidditch match, and the Divination teacher is selling personalized teacups on the side.